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I’d just kind of waltz on in and I’d say, “Ladies and gentlemen, let’s see who wins a prize for keeping their cool. Simon says, ‘Everybody down on the floor.’ Now, nobody loses their head, then nobody loses their head. Uh… you, sir. Yeah, you do the honors. Take that cash and put it into that bag right there. You’ve got an amazing story to tell your friends. If not, well, you’ve got a tag on your toe. You decide.”